It's that time again.
I know at least some of you wait with baited breath for these, am I right? ;) And so...
-My husband without fail "credit card's" me EVERY time I walk up the stairs in front of him. It's deteriorated to the point where I immediately break into a brisk jog up the stairs if he's behind (get it?) me.
-I very seriously considered offering a few women X amount of euros for the boots they were wearing off their feet in Milan. I had the distinct feeling they were lovers in a past life and I'd never see them again.
-I can't stand "baby on board" signs in people's car windows. Like I'm especially NOT trying to hit your car because there is a baby on board. I'm especially not trying to hit ANY car on the road.
-I called the automated checkout machine at Freddys a dirty word on Thursday. Not for nothing, but I'm sure it was overheard...
-I keep wearing these grey jeggings that look terrible on me, but I keep hoping they'll magically change the next time.
-I've been to Yum-e Yogurt four times in the past week. (wondering if the previous confession may be related to the current one...I'm having an epiphany).
-Every night Harper prays in a whisper. It's literally the creepiest voice you've ever heard. Actually, it gives me the willies thinking about it. Shiver.
And there you have it; until next time...