Warning: the following may make you feel better about yourself...
Headline
This Week in the Life of a Pregnant Woman
Byline
And the Subsequent Fallout of These Events
On Sunday, at 8:30 AM Pacific Standard Time, Chelsea Bell was standing in her closet attempting to dress herself and, more specifically, clip an undergarment when all of a sudden said clip broke and bent upward rendering the item useless. Parts were everywhere, looks of self-disgust in the mirror, and further proof that pregnancy knows no shame.
This event on the wake of last Friday's PR disaster: washing her cell phone in with her clothes also rendering
that item useless as well. Though some speculate Friday's blunder sprang from her utter lack of respect for said cell phone; a source reveals it was an honest pregnancy slash hormone-induced, mistake of epic proportions.
Not to be outdone by an unmentionable and after having spent hours dealing with the WATERgate scandal, she cleverly utilized a pair of tweezers to whip that clip back into shape; maybe not saving her dignity, but at least saving one remaining undergarment from total destruction.
When reached for comment between doctor's appointments and Christmas shopping she had this to say, "No comment. Oh, and I think I've lost my brain."