These are my confessions...
I don't have a double life involving groupies like Usher, but it feels good to get 'em out right? You know you love this post dear readers:
-I just got out of the shower with my hair slicked back and I looked exactly like Gordon Gecko. At which moment the internal debate about growing my hair out was unilaterally decided.
-I'm SO over the mustache trend. Scrolling through Facebook I saw two different friends posing with multicolored mustaches. Maybe I'm a closet hipster, but seriously. Just grow one if you love them. If you have one with a stick attached to it, we might need to reconsider our kinship.
-I'm on night two of wearing my swimsuit bottoms to bed. Don't ask.
-I am loving this blog: Suri's Burn Book. It's written from the perspective of Suri Cruise, it's satirical, it's hilarious. It will make you laugh. Out loud. (I wrote it like that because I didn't want to write LOL. I AM a closet hipster, huh?)
-I am currently trying my hand at matchmaking. I'll update in the next confessions if it pans out.
-Sometimes Pea is so helpful it hurts my heart.
-I sorely miss the days of looking through your room to gather things which will fill up your purse; childhood is fleeting.
-I have all the episodes of season 5 Mad Men saved on my DVR. I've watched two. On an unrelated note I may be having a slight identity crisis.
-Brutus is becoming close to my heart. And mostly because he's a ginger.
-I am annoyed more and more at the couples who have joint Facebook accounts. Merely because the twofirstnamespluslastname is so long. And not because of codependency issues. What? I promise.
-If I really sit down and think what it means for Pea to start kindergarten on Friday I will cry...
More confessions coming your way.