Remember this
drama??? And
this? And this super awesome
gem? In my defense I was a touch hormonal, but as I re-read that...dude. DUDE. That was so hard. When Belle number two comes along; I just wait. And wait. And wait. Until it's apparent I can't wait any longer and she is now REALLY ready. And yet, the memories of bending down on pregnant knee mopping up pee and crying because I can NOT entice my toddler to even go near the potty come rushing right back. And after I shake off those horrid memories I start to mull over how I repeatedly waited in the FREEZING cold heatedly begging Brutus to just PEE already outside in our front yard. I just couldn't face it again. Potty training, ugh. What an absolute and total nightmare. And so, during Christmas break, I just pulled the trigger and decided to take the proverbial bullet. To my complete and utter shock: Harper took to it like a bird to flight. The girl got it. And she got it in like 2 days. Even poop! Even washing her tiny hands. Wiping like a professional. I literally and figuratively had to pinch myself. Could it be? It can actually be THIS easy? Before Harp, I thought Moms were just making up these easy potty training myths to make us all feel bad. But here I am, passing on the potty shame. Sorry for this realized irony...I then said a quick prayer of pure thanks to God. What if Harp had been my first? I'll tell you what, I say with total confidence: I'd be typing this particular post from the nearest state-run mental facility. That's what! Save for an accident here and there, we have been diaper FREE for a month now and let me tell you: It's weird. I like it. And it's weird...One very fashionable silver lining is this amazing little green number I bought to carry about. It
can't hold a diaper and wipes, because it DOESN'T have to! Ahhh...a weird and fun moment and hope for the potty challenged. Here's to you, Harp! Go littlest lady...