Swine Flu or Drug deal?

There were secret locations, tawdry parts of Tacoma, private phone calls, and literally the line, "ask for so-and-so they'll help you out," said.
Reading this over, you'd think I was caught up in the drug underworld! And so I was, but legal drugs...folks, the following is what we've come to concerning the Swine Flu vaccine:
This shot could be a life or death situation for a pregnant woman these days. I need it, have to have it, terrified if I don't get it what would happen. Today I called my regular OB and I was given a secret pharmacy in a scandalous part of Tacoma who had a limited supply and only giving those shots to pregnant women referred by MY OB. I call this "so-and so" and he goes on to say he will hook me up, but I can't tell anyone about it or where I'm going to get it oh, and I can't bring in my family for shots either, just me.
Wow. So so strange....
I wanted to write this down because it will seem so dated in years to come, can you believe it?