Wanted

I wish I had one of those posters from the old west to hang up on my bedroom door.
WANTED
Sleep
Description: That dreamlike state where you close your eyes and are transported to a place of actual restfulness.  Seemingly illusive now that we are fully into the third trimester.
If you've seen it, please contact the authorities. i.e. me and tell me how to get it back...

Ugh, is February over yet? Someone yell, "Amen!"
To fall asleep tonight, I'm going to count the weeks until I can at LEAST lie on my stomach (don't worry I know sleep is Missing Presumed Dead for a while to come).
6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....ahhh