(Pet) Peeves...no pun intended

We all have them. I have some, which include but are not limited to, the following:
People who work out with a bluetooth in their ear, eating outside, Christmas lights past January, sunglasses on indoors, and bacon grease, but the biggest of ALL for me are child leashes. Oh you've seen them, you know. My personal favorite is the abomination known as the child harness. What is this thing! It's like a parachute buckled to your child, but instead of the parachute it's a rope attached that you can hang on to. Either way, wanted to share with you what I saw at the park today, simply this: the aforementioned disgrace on three year old twins. I feel for the mom, but oh my...