Kicking Butt and Taking Names

Question: What is?
Answer: MORNING sickness.
Apparently I was living in a dream world in which I thought I could escape the plague of morning sickness, but for all intents and purposes that's all it was; a pipe dream and a fervent prayer!
While, we're on the subject: a man MUST have made up this phrase, because a woman would never minimize something so awful-it. is. ALL. day.
RIGHT before the 8-week point (this past Saturday) it came without mercy! Frankly, it's kicking butt and taking names. Namely, Chelsea Bell: prime target.
For those of you that read this-please pray for this to leave in a timely manner since I am laying on the couch eating saltines (and water) while my first baby has NO idea why mommy is so lame!