Example: tipping the bag of chips up to create a tunnel for full-chip exposure, cutting your lip on on a personalized ice-cream cup topper, licking your finger to create a magnet for salt left behind after a superb bag of Rold Golds, and finally the holy grail (which I discovered accidentally):
Fun Dip with Crystal Light. It's sad, really sad. But yes, it's good and addicting, and I really hope my trainer from Crossfit is reading this right now. He tried to get me to substitute my adored oatmeal for mashed sweet potatoes in the morning. (Insert four letter expletive here) that! It's not happening, I like oatmeal. But I digress, thought all you in blogger land would like to know that when I post about walking into a full-on Crystal Light intervention and I'm forced into rehab, you'll know that it was actually Crystal Light and not the famed fake name of Cocaine.
Yours in Food Inc.,
1 comment:
bahahahahaha. Oh my word. Crystal light powder?!?! Hilarious. And, I could not imagine eating sweet mashed potatoes in the morning. How do you like Crossfit?
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